Ring The Alarm: Lady Gaga is bringing her “Poker Face” Stateside. On Monday, the pop star unveiled 31 new tour dates headed for the US and Canada. The “Telephone” singer will kick off the new leg of her North American Monster Ball Tour in Montreal on June 28.

The upcoming concerts promise to be “even more eye-popping” than her current shows, according to a statement released by Live Nation’s global touring CEO Arthur Fogel on Monday.

“Lady GaGa has set out to revolutionise pop music and with her new production she continues to do exactly that. We’re thrilled to take the ‘Monster Ball’ to fans around the world.”

For complete tour and ticket information, visit: www.ladygaga.com…..

June 28 Montreal, QC Bell Centre On sale TBA
July 01 Boston, MA TD Garden On sale March 22
July 04 Atlantic City, NJ Boardwalk Hall On sale TBA
July 06 New York, NY Madison Square Garden On sale March 19
July 11 Toronto, ON Air Canada Centre On sale March 19
July 14 Cleveland, OH Quicken Loans Arena On sale TBA
July 15 Indianapolis, IN Conseco Fieldhouse On sale TBA
July 17 St. Louis, MO Scottrade Center On sale TBA
July 20 Oklahoma City, OK Ford Center On sale TBA
July 22 Dallas, TX American Airlines Center On sale TBA
July 25 Houston, TX Toyota Center On sale TBA
July 28 Denver, CO Pepsi Center On sale TBA
July 31 Phoenix, AZ US Airways Center On sale TBA
August 03 Kansas City, MO Sprint Center On sale TBA
August 11 Los Angeles, CA Staples Center On sale March 20
August 13 Las Vegas, NV MGM Grand On sale TBA
August 16 San Jose, CA HP Pavilion On sale March 19
August 19 Portland, OR Rose Garden On sale TBA
August 21 Tacoma, WA Tacoma Dome On sale TBA
August 23 Vancouver, BC General Motors Place On sale March 19
August 26 Edmonton, AB Rexall Place On sale TBA
August 30 St. Paul, MN Xcel Energy Center On sale TBA
Sept. 01 Milwaukee, WI Bradley Center On sale TBA
Sept. 04 Detroit, MI The Palace Of Auburn Hills On sale TBA
Sept. 05 Pittsburgh, PA Consol Energy Center On sale TBA
Sept. 07 Washington, DC Verizon Center On sale TBA
Sept. 08 Charlottesville, VA John Paul Jones Arena On sale TBA
Sept. 14 Philadelphia, PA Wachovia Center On sale TBA
Sept. 16 Hartford, CT XL Center On sale TBA
Sept. 18 Charlotte, NC Time Warner Cable Arena On sale TBA
Sept. 19 Raleigh, NC RBC Center On sale TBA

Adrienne Bailon, who?! Keeping Up With The Kardashians star Robert Kardashian has reportedly been secretly dating Angela Simmons, the virginal daughter of rap legend Rev. Run.

But the union will soon be a secret no longer. We hear the couple will officially go public as a lovin’ twosome when Angela accompanies Robert to his birthday bash at the Mirage Hotel’s Jet Nightclub this weekend.

The news has come as a mayjah surprise to celebrity stalkers, who up until last week still had Angela, 22, romantically-linked to rap star Bow Wow. She also previously dated pro skateboarder Terry Kennedy. Rob’s also done his share of industry dating. The college student allegedly hooked up with adult film star Lisa Ann after ex-Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon dumped him for cheating on her last year.

Did we mention that Rob spent weeks desperately trying to win Bailon back after the discretion? He even flooded her cellphone with 65 calls in one day before threatening to fly to New York to battle for her hand? Stalker Alert!

Why would Sweet Little Angela want to get mixed up with this fame-whoring family? Come on girl, do you really want to be the star of E!’s next reality spinoff?

John Edwards’ former mistress is getting a tough lesson in surviving celebrity after her racy photospread with the April issue of GQ Magazine hit newsstands on Monday, leaving the 45-year-old mother shaken with shame.

The campaign videographer who has a child with the former Democratic presidential hopeful posed in series of glamourous shots for the mag and spoke candidly for the first time about her romance with Edwards.

But Hunter was “in tears” when she saw the “repulsive” images of her that made it to print. According to Barbara Walters, who spoke with Hunter early Monday, the former actress “thought that having one of those photos was okay and would be sexy and that there were others that were just beautiful headshots, but that GQ picked photos to hit one note.”

Modern Family is one of the best new sitcoms to come around in a long time and it’s largely because the creators got the humor/eye candy quotient exactly right. It’s funny and there’s plenty to look at for the guys. Plus I like to pretend that Ed O’Neal is actually still playing Al Bundy, only Al finally won the lottery, dumped Peg, and married Sofia Vergara. Modern Family really wraps up that character arc for me.

Sofia Vergara comes from Columbia, and is probably the hottest 37 year old on the planet. I first noticed her in a 2007 Entourage cameo, and have loved watching her on Modern Family, despite the fact I’m not normally much of a sitcom fan. Much like Christina Hendricks, I think Vergara is showing that men prefer women with actual curves, as opposed to the 98 pound bags of bones media generally tries to pass off as sex symbols.

Lots of great Vergara pictures to choose from as she’s been featured in tons of ads, men’s magazines and the like, but here are 15 of the best, in no particular order, as trying to decide when Sofia Vergara is the hottest would be like trying to choose my favorite child. Just not possible.

Quite the dress

The luckiest necklace ever

Always popular hand bra

South American women have a well deserved reputation, this highlights why

Younger Vergara

Younger again, with light hair

I think the darker hair is preferable though

Great pose

Vergara did an epic Stuff photoshoot back in 2002

Legs aren’t too bad either

Cute flower

Sofia Vergara fills out a bikini nicely

And she loves beer, no wonder Al Bundy went for her

Is pop’s most eccentric sensation on the brink of a meltdown? Lady Gaga alarmed fans while performing on stage in Auckland, New Zealand on Saturday after she sat down the middle of a performance of “Bad Romance.” The star removes her headgear, sits, then lies flat on the stage for most of the song.

(See Gaga’s performance go south at the 1:30 mark…..)

The outlandish, spunky singer appeared tired and out of sorts and had trouble singing as she struggled to her feet, spywitnesses tell according to RadarOnline.com.

Some questioned whether the Native New Yorker, known for her crazy outfits and grueling dance routines, had the stamina to last the rest of the tour.

“Lady Gaga opted to slur through the songs, half dance through them and completely give-up on her performance,” fumed one disgruntled concertgoer.

Gaga kicks off the Australian leg of her tour in Sydney on Wednesday.

It’s Splitsville for Oscar-winning actress Kate Winslet and her director hubby Sam Mendes. The couple are calling it quits after nearly seven years of marriage.

Lawyers for the Oscar-winning actress, 34, confirmed the news Monday, calling the decision “by mutual agreement” and adding that it was “entirely amicable.”

Kate and Sam, 44, began dating after the actress split from director Jim Threapleton in 2001. She married Mendes on May 24, 2003 on the island on Anguilla in the Caribbean. They welcomed a child later that year; Sam and Kate’s only son, Joe Alfie Winslet Mendes, was born in New York on Dec. 22.

“Kate and Sam are saddened to announce that they separated earlier this year,” their lawyers said in a statement today. “The split is entirely amicable and is by mutual agreement. Both parties are fully committed to the future joint parenting of their children.”

See below for over 18 of the best Sofia Vergara pictures online!

Modern Family is one of the best new sitcoms to come around in a long time and it’s largely because the creators got the humor/eye candy quotient exactly right. It’s funny and there’s plenty to look at for the guys. Plus I like to pretend that Ed O’Neal is actually still playing Al Bundy, only Al finally won the lottery, dumped Peg, and married Sofia Vergara. Modern Family really wraps up that character arc for me.

Sofia Vergara comes from Columbia, proving once again that South Americans pretty much have a monopoly on hot women. Check out these Vergara pics after the jump and tell me you don’t agree:

If you know of any other great Sofia Vergara pictures, post links to them in the comments section.

Pop sensations Ke$ha and Orianthi will perform on this week’s American Idol Results Show.

Ke$ha will sing her latest single “Blah Blah Blah,” while Orianthi is tapped to perform her hit “According To You.”

Tuesday night’s performance show will feature the Season 9 finalists performing the songs of The Rolling Stones. America will send home the first castoff from this season’s coveted Top 12 on Wednesday @ 9 PM.

Howard Stern isn’t alone in his assertion that actress Gabourey Sidibe is one Extra Value Meal away from a heart attack.

AcaiSupply.com has reached out to the Oscar nominated Precious star with a desperate plea to lose weight. The diet supplement manufacturer notes that obesity is a “major epidemic” in the US and urges the full-figured 26-year-old to conquer what they call “this terrible affliction.” The weight-loss company is offering Gabourey a year’s supply of their product if she’ll agree to endorse it.

“The only way you can reach your goal of someday winning that Oscar is by being active, fit, and most of all, healthy!” the CEO of AcaiSupply wrote in a open letter to Sidibe, which was obtained by TMZ.com on Monday.

American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi is throwing her support behind her father’s bid to become the newest U.S. Senator from New York. Former Republican congressman Joe DioGuardi, 69, is expected to formally throw his hat into the ring in Grand Central Terminal on Tuesday. The conservative has not held a public office since losing his seat to Nita Lowery in 1988, but Kara is hopeful her dad will defeat fellow Republican challengers Bruce Blakeman and David Malpass in the primary.

“He’s my father, and of course I’m supportive of him. He always encouraged me in my dreams,” said the award-winning songwriter, who would not reveal her party affiliation. “We don’t always agree on every issue. But no matter what our differences are, I love him. He has more energy than anyone I know. When he is working, he is Superman.”